Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Chicagee and Chanel's JADE



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If you're not on the waiting list for Chanel's new nail polish Jade - well do it now!! Quickly!!!!! For your own peace of mind! Don't believe me?

If you don't buy this nail varnish, everyone will hate you.
-Karl Lagerfeld


On your head be it!

Well, I'm off to Chic-a-go tommorrow, AMERICA! Where the streets are paved with gold, and dreams really DO come true! Sooo, looking forward to it... And you my darlings, can look forward to some beautiful pic-pics upon my return. Hopefully not only from my Canon, but also from my new camera, the Holga 120N (fingers crossed it has arrived in time!!!)

But to keep you busy, here is some wee videos to cheer you.( Because you just caaan't get enough...ehem ) Please visit my YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/lexilegz where you will find more entertainment than you can shake a stick at.


Kisses x x x

Germaine Greer, I salute you!




Whilst I like to constantly declare myself as being so far on the cutting edge of chicness that I frequently give myself a headache, in declaring an affinity with Greer, I have rather bitten myself in the bum.

Feminism is regarded (by my generation at any rate,) to be the pasttime of angry women who are ugly (are they angry because they are ugly?) and thus in order to escape a life of rejection they have turned to feminism. Either that or they're lesbians, but let's leave them out of this for once shall we?

Well women of the world, I'm taking back feminism. I'm going to make it OK again. I recently decided to read Greer's 'The Whole Woman' (The book written after the female eunuch.) Whilst I was at university,I lived with lots of boys and was subjected to daily debates about why women were crap at everything. The boys would sigh and say 'Look, in all the world, men are always better than women at everything. Come on! Name something women are better than men at! You can't can you?? No, you can't even say cooking because the best chefs are men. Hah!'

Now I must admit by the time I graduated I thought, 'bloody hell, it is shit being a woman'. Then I read Greer. My point of view has somewhat changed, and I would urge you, regardless of your gender to give it a read. I'm not saying it's the infallible word of God or that it doesn't contain errors. (In fact there's a slightly strange chapter halfway through about the way fathers see their daughters...ehem, easy there Greer, think someone got a bit carried away didn't they?) However, the point is, she opens the floor back up for debate. She shouts from the rooftops, that NO women are not yet 'equal' to men. That NO, gender issues have not yet been solved.

However, the main point that I have taken away, is this, and I find it is the perfect counter argument to those male superiority arguments. In this world, 'male' is what is considered normal - think about it, if a baby is born without a penis (or with a very tiny one...bad times)'it' is automatically categorised as 'female.' Thus, the female category has come to mean anything that is 'not male.' But that is not what being female is, a lack of maleness.

Furthermore, women are constantly judged by male standards. So, yes boys, if you compare all female achievement by the male standard of what is considered to be achievement, then women may well fall short. Until giving birth to, and raising a family is considered to be an admiral profession women will always be seen as the crapper sex. It's like going to buy a pedigree Kitten, but judging that kitten's pedigree according to Kennel club regulations. Well, it's going to seem like a bit of a shit kitten if it doesn't have a long tounge and floppy ears isn't it? Get my point?? No??

And finally, we ignore all of the above and claim that because now women have finally won the right to give birth to, and raise a family, keep a home AND have a career all at the same time without having a nervous breakdown that equality has finally been achieved. And women the world over jump for joy in their corporate spaces, reassuring themselves that they don't like sleep. Cor, they don't even need it! Thaaaaat's Gender equality!! The thing is, the word equality assumes similarity, whilst the word Gender presupposes difference. It's an oxymoron.

Thus my friends, gender equality can never occur. What is needed, is for a new set of standards to be drawn up. Standards that accept women as seperate, different beings from men, who have different needs, that are no better or worse. Once there is no need for 'gender,' that is when women will truly be free.

Sooo yeah. Thanks Germaine. I feel empowered.

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Having no fun is the new fun




































A couple of weeks ago I painted my nails a kind of Coral-y colour from Revlon. Every time I stared at my fingers I started to feel a liiiittle too cheerful. It was like the sunshine was eminating from my fingers... I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't like it.



I've never been much of a one for the obviously cheerful fashion trends. If it's simply GOT to be cheerful for Godssake dress it up in some way so that it looks slightly sarcastic or tongue in cheek. I am British after all. None of this kitsch, precious frilly frou frou stuff. I vomit. In the same way, don't you hate it when you see photographs of celebrities with their dazzling veneer smile fakery?



Well, I hear you sister. So on that note, I bring you the forecast of a new trend, a trend that from now on will be known as (Fanfare please)



HAVING NO FUN CHIC !


It is much Chic-er than happiness. Happy clothes, happy smile, all American pom=pom waving so-called 'chic.' Let me elucidate. Picture the scene: American Apparel have asked for you to model their latest range (come on, stretch your imagination a bit) you drag your heels over the contract and ask for a 10% raise in the fee (ok ok, I'm getting carried away) Let's just say, you take it. Anyho, they set the scene in a crowded, buzzing bar. The 'extra' models are pictures of bubbling vivacious fun. You on the other hand, well, you're having the time of your bloody life. You might just wee yourself a little bit it's so much fun, but you can't show it. Oh no, American Apparel have deemed this too....unchic. With an expression of wild nonchalance, blank excitement....daring ambivalence....you take to stage and stand rigid whilst you are photographed. to summarise: The LESS expression you show on your face...the MORE chic!!!!



This is the new trend my friends...you heard it here first!! And I'm not talking in a Victoria Beckham kind of way either. No, she's much too try hard with all the pouty pouty. Oi, Posh Spice! stop being so try hard!! Relax the trout pout! That's it...much better, why not stop in at Maccy Ds on your way home too? Have a mcflurry on me...pick one of your choice.....maybe an apple pie? Or a Filet O fish if you so choose....




Anyway, back to the new trend that is blatantly going to become vair hot. See above for those who have already perfected it. Yes, like them, I don't dress too jovialy, lest I alert someone to the fact that I am happy or having fun. Fun isn't chic. The key is effortless chic that is dignified, and NOT needy.




Kylie = NEEDY








Tom Cruise = NEEDY








Barbie-NEEDY











Lady Gaga=CHIC





Kate Moss-CHIC





Michael Jackson-CHIC








And that, my little rainbow blossoms, is all.






















Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Reading Festival 2009
























BANDS TO WATCH
Florence and the Machine*Little Boots*Frank Turner*La Roux*
BANDS THAT DISAPPOINTED
*Kings of Leon*
BEST ALTERNATIVE ACT
*Tim Minchin*
BANDS THAT DID WHAT JUST WHAT THEY SAID ON THE TIN
*Arctic Monkeys*





What I bought this Sunday!

Leather Owl Necklace





Red Brogues!
Russell & Bromley



Heeled Doc Martens!