Sunday, 23 August 2009

Too much Pressure?


Well, it's results time! Last week we had the A levels, and this week we can look forward to the GCSEs. Or can we? Is it actually something to look forward to? I must admit, I sat my GCSEs over 5 years ago, so I won't be looking forward to any results (unless perhaps after 5 years of continued failure I was determined to continue to 'have a go' like the little trooper I am...)
What I mean is, are the exam results of the nation's youth something to focus on? What about those who do not achieve the 10 A*s? Are we too focused on academic achievement?
If you haven't already, expect to see the papers filled with gleeful teens, their clammy hands clutching results papers and pictured mid-air, their mouths agape, silently screaming the words 'achievement!!!!!!!!' Yeah! These are to be accompanied with articles asking if exams are getting easier, teens getting dumber, papers being marked by fairies etc etc
I have to ask, what kind of society that whilst simultaneously proclaiming the intelligence of its younger generations is stamping on these achievements by suggesting they have it easy?
Well Old People of England, I have words for you. Granted, I may not have had to work as a cleaner at my primary school whilst at the same time attending lessons, I may not have had to complete my homework in my own blood because I had run out of ink for my pen, and I may not have had to sit twenty hour back-to-back exams. But I feel that our generation and those that have come after, have to cope with a great deal of pressure.
They say that our generation is the 'most tested.' I think this is true. From a very young age, kids do not have time to simply sit and reflect on what they enjoy or want to do. Learning is geared exclusively towards the passing of exams, be those SATS, GCSEs or A levels. The media, parents, teachers, push children towards high achievement, university, Career. And most don't run screaming from the classrooms, throwing papers in the air and leaving a one fingered salute to the teachers. No, they try, they really do. They are told what subjects they are good at, and what to learn. What is more, there is no time or energy to be had for individual pursuits that aren't on the curriculum when there are A*s to be had!
I recently finished university. I decided to give myself a year off from structured learning, instead chosing to just pursue whatever I wanted. I am learning so much about who I am, what I want and what I love. I have delved into areas of history, literature, fashion, art, film and photography. I have made films. I have stopped biting my nails because I am no longer stressed. I am writing articles in this blog. These are things I did not have time to consider. I felt I had been chewed up and spat out by the education system. But don't misunderstand me, I would not change my education for the world, I am so so lucky to have experienced it, some never do. But, education is to enrich life and not vice-versa. It needs to be tailored toward the individual, less stressful, and allow for more personal reflection.

Monday, 17 August 2009

Festival Chic



As if seeing Kings Of Leon...Florence and the Machine...Glasvegas AND Manchester Orchestra isn't exciting enough, on the 27th of August I will be frolicking off to Reading Festival to put on my very own FASHION PARADE. People will tell you festival clothes aren't important. They'll shake their heads whilst smugly explaining that at a festival you will get MUDDY and SMELLY and that there is no point in worrying about what you are wearing, because other people
certainly won't be.



Do not listen to these people.


They are the type of people who interpret 'smart casual' as jeans and a ooher...shirt. They lack any creativity and are most likely to be found bathing in their own bodily fluids, pitched under the wee wee tree and wearing a band T-shirt.


Listen my darlings, just because your bodily essences are starting to resemble a tramp and not your usual clean cotton and Thierry Mugler Angel scent, doesn't mean that you have to look like one. Wet wipes and Dry shampoo were invented for a reason. Instead, see the summer festival as a reason to be creative, obviously you're not going to be moshing to Vampire weekend dripping in this season's Chanel, but feel free to channel a look more becoming of Mugatu's 'Derelicte' campaign in Zoolander....Who says tramps can't ooze fashion? Take Lily Allen [above] at this year's Glasto. 10 outta 10 for imagination Lils!


So this year, instead of packing your shit jeans and five year old stained tee make like Lily.

Crazy wig? Check!

Bootiful Hunter wellies? Check!

Awesome Sparkle-cum-gypsy boho Scarf for chilly spots and general chicness?? CHECK!


Now that wasn't so hard was it? go on, you can do it little chickens! Where would we be if Lady Gaga took your attitude, Heeey? Oh, and before the Rumour Mill starts turning, I'd like to make it clear that Lily hasn't lost both her arms...the photographer just caught her at the wrong time, OK??


See you THERE! I'll be the one at the back with the pint and the camp chair wearing the sparkly leggings.


For more info on the...practicalities...yawn... go to: http://www.bbc.co.uk/switch/slink/features/feature_festival.shtml



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Wednesday, 12 August 2009

I have returned. Perms and Movies.







Please tune in during the next couple of days to see the Majorca photographs - I got some good 'uns! Also tune in tonight to see what the British Glossies are saying this month!






In the meantime:






What's HOT at the moment?




Apparently, according to MSN, and VOGUE, THE PERM IS BACK! Sported above by our lovely Gossip girl, Leighton Meester. I love the Girl. But do Perms actually suit? Well I've had three, and they're bloody hard work. You can't have them if you bleach your hair, you have to wet them all the time to stop the curls frizzing...I won't lie, there's upkeep. But if you've ever watched flashdance, or dirty dancing and wanted Alex or Baby's hair...well dear God I don't blame you. The perm softens your facial features and makes you look sweet. Men Love it.
Also HOT HOT HOT this month: Three Movies -
THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE: Trailer - http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4275044889/
September=THE fashion month. This docu-film looks at the reigning queen of IN and OUT, yes you've guessed it, she has more influence than Coco Chanel herself, and we all know her trademark Bob and sunglasses. If you don't know of whom I speak, then you need to pick up a magazine my love. But don't worry, you're here and you're learning so that's all that matters. Next stop - watch the Devil Wear's Prada starring Anne Hathaway, because you're going to need the cool down for when you watch this upcoming frostumentary starring ANNA WINTOUR, Editor of VOGUE. If she doesn't like it, you won't see it. End of.
Is she as mean as they say? is fashion as superficial as the 'serious' journalists make out?
Will Audrey do my darling Coco, namesake to this blog, justice? We'll have to see, but the critics are making appreciative noises. She does bear more than a passing resemblance to her as well...hmmm. We must remember dear readers, that the Silver Screen when making biographical film, does have a tendancy to exaggerate. For example, There is little evidence to suggest that Jane Austen and Tom Lafroy had an intense and passionate affair. There is only a little correspondence between them, that tickles at it. But ho hum, a film about a literary spinster wouldn't be much fun, and so enter Anne Hathaway and James McAvoy in the period Flick Becoming Jane. You have been warned.
and lastly....
Have you read the novel by Audrey Niffenegger? Well why not? Go on! Go now...quickly!! There's no time!! Straight to the bookshop with you...
I warn you now...you will cry. Starring the beautiful Rachel McAdams and the H-O-T Eric Bana (looking better than he did in Star Trek...yes I know, I didn't recognise him either.) It's, as the title suggests, about a man that Time Travels. Don't try and pick apart the practical element to the story (what a man? Has genes? That make him Time travel? Naked?...fair enough) It's better if you just go with it, suspend your disbelief for me if you will. Might be a good 'un, you never know. If it even comes close to The Notebook I shall be satisfied.

AND
WHAT'S NOT?
I'll tell you what! Seasickness Tablets! That's right. Apparently I get seasick. Not that anyone ever thought to tell me! And what's worse than being seasick whilst your friends are frolicking in the turquoise spanish ocean? Being drugged off your face on Spanish Seasickness Tablets, that's what.
Still got a tan from lying comatose, so cloud. Silver. Lining. Yes?






Saturday, 1 August 2009

Off to Majorca

If you don't hear from me - don't worry, I haven't been swallowed up in Selfridges!
I'm going to Majorca for a week to stay with my friend. Her daddy owns a beautiful boat there, so I am looking forward to sipping Cable Cars on deck... ahoy me hearties...
Rumour has it Juan Carlos I, the King of Spain holidays in the exact same area and is a keen sailor. Sadly he is married, and he has daughters. Anyway, before I get carried away, who'd want to marry a Royal? Remember what happened to Diana?? Well...that's put me right off.
I'm off men for a bit anyway.
Speak soon Darlings!

25th Anniversary of London Fashion Week

Don't cry little one, we can't all make it to London Fashion Week.
Unless you have contacts, or are a buyer or journalist, they won't let you in darling.
But don't worry! We can go to the fabulous London Fashion Weekend, this year at Somerset House. Join me this September and perouse the racks and buy for a fraction of the cost. I'll be there with my Gold entry ticket. See you there.