Wednesday, 12 August 2009

I have returned. Perms and Movies.







Please tune in during the next couple of days to see the Majorca photographs - I got some good 'uns! Also tune in tonight to see what the British Glossies are saying this month!






In the meantime:






What's HOT at the moment?




Apparently, according to MSN, and VOGUE, THE PERM IS BACK! Sported above by our lovely Gossip girl, Leighton Meester. I love the Girl. But do Perms actually suit? Well I've had three, and they're bloody hard work. You can't have them if you bleach your hair, you have to wet them all the time to stop the curls frizzing...I won't lie, there's upkeep. But if you've ever watched flashdance, or dirty dancing and wanted Alex or Baby's hair...well dear God I don't blame you. The perm softens your facial features and makes you look sweet. Men Love it.
Also HOT HOT HOT this month: Three Movies -
THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE: Trailer - http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4275044889/
September=THE fashion month. This docu-film looks at the reigning queen of IN and OUT, yes you've guessed it, she has more influence than Coco Chanel herself, and we all know her trademark Bob and sunglasses. If you don't know of whom I speak, then you need to pick up a magazine my love. But don't worry, you're here and you're learning so that's all that matters. Next stop - watch the Devil Wear's Prada starring Anne Hathaway, because you're going to need the cool down for when you watch this upcoming frostumentary starring ANNA WINTOUR, Editor of VOGUE. If she doesn't like it, you won't see it. End of.
Is she as mean as they say? is fashion as superficial as the 'serious' journalists make out?
Will Audrey do my darling Coco, namesake to this blog, justice? We'll have to see, but the critics are making appreciative noises. She does bear more than a passing resemblance to her as well...hmmm. We must remember dear readers, that the Silver Screen when making biographical film, does have a tendancy to exaggerate. For example, There is little evidence to suggest that Jane Austen and Tom Lafroy had an intense and passionate affair. There is only a little correspondence between them, that tickles at it. But ho hum, a film about a literary spinster wouldn't be much fun, and so enter Anne Hathaway and James McAvoy in the period Flick Becoming Jane. You have been warned.
and lastly....
Have you read the novel by Audrey Niffenegger? Well why not? Go on! Go now...quickly!! There's no time!! Straight to the bookshop with you...
I warn you now...you will cry. Starring the beautiful Rachel McAdams and the H-O-T Eric Bana (looking better than he did in Star Trek...yes I know, I didn't recognise him either.) It's, as the title suggests, about a man that Time Travels. Don't try and pick apart the practical element to the story (what a man? Has genes? That make him Time travel? Naked?...fair enough) It's better if you just go with it, suspend your disbelief for me if you will. Might be a good 'un, you never know. If it even comes close to The Notebook I shall be satisfied.

AND
WHAT'S NOT?
I'll tell you what! Seasickness Tablets! That's right. Apparently I get seasick. Not that anyone ever thought to tell me! And what's worse than being seasick whilst your friends are frolicking in the turquoise spanish ocean? Being drugged off your face on Spanish Seasickness Tablets, that's what.
Still got a tan from lying comatose, so cloud. Silver. Lining. Yes?






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